- Go fishing at the lake or pond. Other people are welcome, because social distancing is possible at the pond. (to engage in outdoor activity)
- Ride around the lake on your boat. (Really? Can you get more social distanced than in a boat on the water? No.) (to engage in outdoor activity)
- Go sunbathe at a friend's house around the pool (outside, six feet apart), because EVERYONE needs that vitamin D.(to engage in outdoor activity)
- Hike at Oak Mountain (which is still very much open). (to engage in outdoor activity)
- Do yard work.(to engage in outdoor activity)
- Throw a ball or Frisbee in your front yard with your family aka quarantine hostages.(to engage in outdoor activity)
- Walk/Run your neighborhood.(to engage in outdoor activity)
- Drive in circles or down dirt roads with the windows down and radio up, because it's enough already. (to engage in outdoor activity/mental health)
- Watch all of the old movies you should be exposed to, but didn't have time for. (Everything John Hughes, Scorsese, Tarantino, Hepburn/Tracy, Shakespeare, Marvel, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, etc.)
- READ ALL OF THE BOOKS
- Pick up lunch and meet your friend in your yard and then eat sitting six feet apart. Or in cars pulled up beside each other. Or in my case, come in the house and sit at the table like civilized people. (to see family members/to take care of others, because y'all, my mental health without seeing friends is seriously in question). I'll disinfect on the way in and out.
- Attend outdoor church services. (it's on the list too and didn't even require 'outside' as a qualifier)
Now, quit harassing people who are outside or riding around. Or better yet, you see me rollin? Don't be hatin. Patrolling they trying to catch me ridin dirty. (Chamillionaire like some kind of Nostradamus knew what's up.)
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