Vacation Bible School Lessons:
1.) People want to be involved at your church in real, practical work. You have to let them be useful. They want to volunteer and work and be engaged. Now let them. Tell everyone yes and give him/her a job.
2.) Never underestimate the power of vomit to clear a room.
3.) If a child tells you he/she has to pee, believe it. Every time. Even if it's a drill you can never be too safe.
4.) Not all hot dogs are created equal.
5.) Teaching the new VBS music is a young person's game. I'm not kidding. It's like aerobics for 2 1/2 hours a night.
6.) I thank God every single day He didn't call me into elementary or preschool ministry.
That is all.