The Four, er, Five Shorties: Luau in Alabama

So, what does a Spongebob Monkey Luau look like, you ask?

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Often used terms:

Perfect Mommy Title--a play-pretend "contest" that all moms are consciously or unconsciously participating in. You know, when you go on and on about how precious and smart and wonderful little Suzie or Billy is at the playground, and when you illustrate all of the fabulous "Mom" stuff you do for your children like homemade lunches with the sandwiches cut into shapes and peeling the grapes and all of that mess...you're in the game.

Sister Sunshine Charlotte--This is what The Husband calls my alter ego, the person who is constantly on a tear about something, complaining to customer service, indignant, difficult, demanding, dominant, Preaching to the Choir. Of course, Charlotte the Mother Bear is nothing like that other woman. :-)

Shorties--Kids. They are shorter than adults. Get it?

The Husband--We've been married so long we are basically the same person.

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Luau in Alabama

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